The Queendom of Kyntucky is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supremequeen with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.189 billion Kyntuckyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooselandia. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyntuckyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion kyncoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,907 kyncoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Kyntuckyian sovereign territory, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyntucky's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kynduism.

Kyntucky is ranked 11,258^th in the world and 1^st in Grumbletonia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,582.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.