The Queendom of Kyntucky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supremequeen with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.13 billion Kyntuckyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooselandia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyntuckyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion kyncoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,650 kyncoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, foreign aid is a seedy business, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyntucky's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kynduism.

Kyntucky is ranked 21,135^th in the world and 2^nd in Grumbletonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.91 law-abiding acts per hour.