The State of Kyrgyz 1 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.941 billion Kyrgyz 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Kyrgyz 1ian economy, worth 661 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,476 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,125 per year while the poor average 2,919, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Kyrgyz 1 has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Kyrgyz 1 in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrgyz 1's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyrgyz 1 is ranked 208,718^th in the world and 393^rd in 0000 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.