The Protectorate of Lamp Post LXIV is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.13 billion Lamp Post LXIVians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Lamp Post LXIVian economy, worth 562 trillion pendulums a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 34,884 pendulums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,835 per year while the poor average 2,186, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lamp Post LXIV's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lamp Post LXIV is ranked 207,976^th in the world and 5,403^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.