The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.284 billion Lamuellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion Francuezzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,486 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lamuellian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Lamuell as a reminder of their "special relationship", and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamuell is ranked 287,190^th in the world and 6,219^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.