The Puppet Nation of Landoffunpuppet16 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Leader of These Puppets with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.946 billion Landoffunpuppet16ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Town of Puppets. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet16ian economy, worth 572 trillion Puppet Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,090 Puppet Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet16's national animal is the Puppet Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 6 religion.

Landoffunpuppet16 is ranked 277,784^th in the world and 552^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.