The Metropolitan Area of Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Clark County Commision with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.818 billion Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 170,630 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,004,859 per year while the poor average 13,469, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, The Clark County Commision's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and many in Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise is ranked 5,778^th in the world and 3^rd in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 108,180.01 Standard Monetary Units.