The Orange Hokage of Leaf Ninja is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Naruto with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.964 billion Leaf Ninjans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagakure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Leaf Ninjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion ryoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 193,512 ryoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,889 per year while the poor average 43,644, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Opening doors for ladies is never seen as misogynistic, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Leaf Ninja's national animal is the toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Leaf Ninja is ranked 290,077^th in the world and 38^th in Anime for Safest, scoring 3.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.