The Free Territory of Librados is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrLibrados with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 28.08 billion Libradosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LibradosCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.0%.

The thriving Libradosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion exchanges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,743 exchanges, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

In pet stores nationwide birds are growing in popularity, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Librados's national animal is the bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Librados is ranked 285,634^th in the world and 214^th in Nederland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.