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The People's Republic of North Korea is best

“혁명의 불꽃은 영원하리라 Flame of the revolution will forever”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific

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North Korea is best

Population456 million

CapitalPyongyang

CurrencyNuke
AnimalMissile

The People's Republic of North Korea is best is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 456 million North Korea is bestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North Korea is bestian economy, worth 29.5 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,625 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 233,269th in the world and 4,829th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 21.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,865thTop
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Most Influential: 6,497thBest Weather: 13,868thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,119th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 381st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 408th in the region

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