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The Dominion of Xanistan

“Do whatever”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Xanistan

Population416 million

CapitalXantantinople

Currencykarat
AnimalDrakkon

The Dominion of Xanistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 416 million Xanistani live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xantantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xanistani economy, worth 42.6 trillion karats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,421 karats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,045 per year while the poor average 13,135, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Xantantinople, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Xanistan's national animal is the Drakkon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xanistan is ranked 270,403rd in the world and 4,920th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,418thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,986thMost Influential: 4,479thFattest Citizens: 6,172ndRudest Citizens: 6,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,332ndHighest Crime Rates: 8,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,760thTop
10%
Most Avoided: 16,207thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,601stLargest Retail Industry: 20,214thMost Secular: 25,963rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,016th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionMost Avoided: 171st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 183rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 252nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 278th in the regionMost Politically Free: 294th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 318th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 374th in the regionMost Armed: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Xanistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Xantantinople.
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Xanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Xanistan, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Xanistan changed its national animal to "Drakkon" and its currency to "karat".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 133 » Greater Pardonia, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Ebonhand, Drystar, Goldnation, Emagination, Kiasu-ism, Volaworand, Tsunamy, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Great Lothian, Ever Testing, The Filippinas, Bawkie, America Gone Wrong, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, ANuadh, Arscanesia, HawkoFon, Eleuthelrium, Sporaltryus, Tepertopia, Wehraboos, Asarana, The Free Falklands, East Endia, The Two Jerseys, North Pernambuco, The Solar System Scope, Emiton, Darakin, Havenwelle, Pamela And Hepatitis, Itani, Freedoom, A leftover country, Rebel-topia, Skwar, Great Scapula, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Linden Oak, Eastern Doncaster, Karatengisa, Lupusterra, Grace Wellesley Thayer, and 83 others.New Maxta, Ancient Slobovia, Nova Montron, Explodeingtnt, Seythennia, Blipp, Jehenna, Maeiland, Southern Numenor, USNE2018, Antarctic Empires, Jontum, PenguinPies, Amerion, Soem, Oreo States, Yellunstryer, Walloonia, Gutiterra, Abarri, Sundarboom, Outer Plains, Cypheri, Tioloman, Isokenzar, Gymnostan, North Kanuckistan, Jarilon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Avastotz, Rad Asia, Zaelith, Madhonia, GTRKTY, Atomic Garden, Tvania, Menesynchro, Kholdan, Balisca, Unojo, Shefino, Nakayo, Myhomecountry, Unielvan Millorvium, Stingoistic Jates, Skaladoria, United States of Belvaria, Calistan, Lyautesie, Pepperton, Great Andora, Los Lonley Boys, Venezia Pacifica, Farelonia, Fasire, Jammlandia, Blondiesland, Eastern Juble Lux, Centia Deran, Ugranda, Doundaly, Doraya, Sedunn, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Bleakfoot, Genoxelande, Anarco Argentina, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Hacrela, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, BEEstreetz, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Springwalla, Chernaya Zvezda, Canmore, New Amerikan Republic, and Meglomania.

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