The Republic of Farelonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.746 billion Farelonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,003 trillion Rodzevs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,088 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Qarelir Garto Farel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 284,073^rd in the world and 5,258^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.