The Republic of Linear Function is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.012 billion Linear Functionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Linear Functionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion numbers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,875 numbers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,240 per year while the poor average 28,817, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, almost all products in Linear Function are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linear Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Linear Function is ranked 264,806^th in the world and 190^th in Giovanniland for Fattest Citizens, with 6.87 Obesity Rate.