The Holy Empire of Literally God is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.956 billion Literally Godians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Literally Godian economy, worth 127 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,209 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,490 per year while the poor average 2,708, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Literally God's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Literally God is ranked 193,948^th in the world and 5^th in Gospels for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.