The Republic of Lizarenia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aubry Romarin with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.453 billion Lizarenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvrok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Lizarenian economy, worth 150 trillion Solvas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 33,908 Solvas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,813 per year while the poor average 2,091, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lizarenia's national animal is the Rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizarenia is ranked 206,933^rd in the world and 9^th in Alvazia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.13 kickbacks per hour.