The Euphoric State of Locking In is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.01 billion Locking Inians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The strong Locking Inian economy, worth 41.6 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,169 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. Locking In's national animal is the Monkey.

Locking In is ranked 216,514^th in the world and 2^nd in Lock in for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.