The Commonwealth of Lomun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Wicher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.341 billion Lomunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malar. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Lomunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion kronor a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,761 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lomun's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lomun is ranked 2,909^th in the world and 143^rd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 140.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.