The Rogue Nation of LSN67 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.769 billion LSN67ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LSN67ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,493 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, LSN67ians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN67's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN67 is ranked 3,893^rd in the world and 1^st in DogeLand for Highest Poor Incomes, with 177,682.2 Standard Monetary Units.