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The United States of Poguelands

“The future Is now”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Poguelands

Population299 million

CapitalNight city

CurrencyEuro-Dollar
AnimalCat

The United States of Poguelands is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 299 million Poguelandsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Poguelandsian economy, worth 34.2 trillion Euro-Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,465 Euro-Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,400 per year while the poor average 32,144, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and baiting is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poguelands's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poguelands is ranked 33,892nd in the world and 778th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 201.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 689thTop
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Most Influential: 4,752ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,446thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,932ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,366thFattest Citizens: 14,853rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,934thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,034thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,859thMost Pro-Market: 27,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,599th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 161st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 215th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 265th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 325th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 327th in the regionRudest Citizens: 383rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 403rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 469th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 517th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 190 » Volaworand, Bohenia, United States of Belvaria, Ebonhand, Aidenfieeld, Drystar, The Two Jerseys, Anarco Argentina, Walloonia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Wehraboos, Amerion, Asarana, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, Goldnation, Arscanesia, Pepperton, Bawkie, Eleuthelrium, Eastern Juble Lux, East Endia, Nowa Europa, Sporaltryus, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Belschaft, The Free Falklands, Emagination, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, Geneek, Zaelith, Canamerico and Greenland, ANuadh, Bleakfoot, Tepertopia, Ancient Slobovia, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, America Gone Wrong, Kiasu-ism, Rad Asia, Venezia Pacifica, Yellunstryer, USNE2018, Linden Oak, Lilli Lands, Tanyaland, Shefino, and 140 others.Qadiworka, Soem, A leftover country, Sautu, Skaladoria, Greater Fennovia, Nakayo, Great Lothian, Rebel-topia, BEEstreetz, Sumina, Eastern Doncaster, Inner Albania, North Pernambuco, Democates, Isokenzar, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Springwalla, Nova Montron, Lupusterra, Unojo, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Nomayuki, Valles Stellarum, Maeiland, Antarctic Empires, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Gdfsg land, Gymnostan, Cypheri, Great Scapula, Hacrela, North Kanuckistan, The Weirdo, Ostavaria, IndustroMiliComplex, New-Javarra, Fasire, Serpleddyland, Unielvan Millorvium, Imperium Sempiternum, Explodeingtnt, Bonobiana, Gonthavnor, 7 Trees, Of the european socialist republics, Abarri, New Anterea, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Mittero, Hadrex, Afria Thebel, Meirenyu, Chernaya Zvezda, Los Lonley Boys, Blipp, Atomic Garden, Vespurg, Yugarritia, Nyitrai, Silvalbia, North Harave, Vimoraland, Sanden, Yomer, Greater Lamero, West Khazana Finsstan, New Xartoia, Mercian Legions, Calistan, Eriaco, Forearza, Anchors Islands, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Mardunia, Las Filipina, Gwandalis, Frairrisburg, Ordogomenistan, Laniakea and Primaliya, Diuturnitas, Myhomecountry, Zanforadon, Thanitharia, Doundaly, Republic of Rhode Island, Detroxia, Purisect, Amerinsca, Centia Deran, Itani, Peoples East Aliska, Lyautesie, Novosibersk, Gabrielian, Mythora, Eritria, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Anglischland Kaiserreich, North Korea is best, Meglomania, Sovreign Republics, Empire of Pekoland, Aurcania, A Place Somewhere, Donauvolk, Like whatever, Siberia union, Wisdomland2029, Corpoterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Cofrosia, Vasectomopoly, Aquila Audax, Outer Plains, Blondiesland, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Pamela And Hepatitis, Tahiron, Gitlok, Revcader, Avastotz, Eden Novae, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, HawkoFon, Kalilola, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Nordrune, Janoi Donacen, Lynxaion, Jammlandia, The Lombard League, Froshar, Christos, Dante-topia, Hokkai, and Skwar.

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