The United Imperial Kingdoms of Macisikan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Valdir with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 43.162 billion Macisikani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saragova. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macisikani economy, worth an astonishing 18,294 trillion Krōns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 423,851 Krōns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Macisikani Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the face of Premier Valdir is a permanent feature of the Saragova skyline. Crime is totally unknown. Macisikan's national animal is the Maciskan Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Macisikan is ranked 2,145^th in the world and 1^st in Varheim for Safest, scoring 146.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.