The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.438 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mises City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,133 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 286,118 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is natural law.

Malanasia is ranked 39,942^nd in the world and 9^th in Whole New World for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 178.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.