The Republic of Maluku Islander is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 21.528 billion Maluku Islanderians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Maluku Islanderian economy, worth 707 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,842 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maluku Islander's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maluku Islander is ranked 251,267^th in the world and 1^st in Maluku Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,256.98 Standard Monetary Units.