The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.592 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 9,521 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,071 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Draconin Navy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 291,661^st in the world and 5,455^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.13 kickbacks per hour.