The Colony of Marion Morrison is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.767 billion Marion Morrisonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Marion Morrisonian economy, worth 270 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,849 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,984 per year while the poor average 14,774, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Marion Morrison's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Marion Morrison is ranked 54,188^th in the world and 1^st in West for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,655.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.