The Commonwealth of Massatoosits is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.831 billion Massatoosi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostopia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Massatoosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,481 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 196,303 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Massatoosits are blocked up with orders for new public loos, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, artists are pillars of society, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown. Massatoosits's national animal is the Golden Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saint Patrick's Day.

Massatoosits is ranked 2,111^th in the world and 11^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,592.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.