The Love Sign of Master Spark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.935 billion Master Sparkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Master Sparkian economy, worth 571 trillion wefwefwefs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,242 wefwefwefs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,158 per year while the poor average 7,611, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Master Spark in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Master Spark's national animal is the wefwefwe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Master Spark is ranked 163,567^th in the world and 39^th in 555 for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.