The Republic of Math Vice Principal is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 256 million Math Vice Principalians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Math Vice Principalian economy, worth 10.4 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,541 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Math Vice Principal's national animal is the emu.

Math Vice Principal is ranked 55,410^th in the world and 1^st in The Math classroom for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.