Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: United Splendid Marmotlands
Population | 16.399 billion |
Capital | Mega Melva |
Leader | Great Mega Mega |
Faith | whatever Melvaniacs prefer |
Currency | stone |
Animal | awesome bunny |
The Free Land of Melva is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Great Mega Mega with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 16.399 billion Melvaniacs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega Melva. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient melvaniatic economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion stones a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,079 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The official Melvaniatic Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime is totally unknown. Melva's national animal is the awesome bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever Melvaniacs prefer.
Melva is ranked 8,205th in the world and 1st in United Splendid Marmotlands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 91,841.88 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Food Quality, Most Stationary, Most Influential, and Most Developed.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Melva, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
- : Following new legislation in Melva, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Melva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Efficient Economies, and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.