The Queendom of Mendana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.331 billion Mendanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Mendanan economy, worth 980 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,597 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,792 per year while the poor average 3,041, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mendana's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mendana is ranked 264,727^th in the world and 6^th in Columbia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.97 law-abiding acts per hour.