The Chicks Updated Name of Mikes Dixie Chicks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natalie Maines with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.526 billion Mikes Dixie Chicksians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mikes Dixie Chicksian economy, worth a remarkable 7,365 trillion Bills of Rights a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 196,269 Bills of Rights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,329 per year while the poor average 8,397, a ratio of 170 to 1.

The government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mikes Dixie Chicks's national animal is the Free Speech, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikes Dixie Chicks is ranked 5,442^nd in the world and 497^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 215.42 kickbacks per hour.