The State of Miller is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.825 billion Millerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Millerian economy, worth 602 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,013 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,006 per year while the poor average 2,947, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Miller's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miller is ranked 286,092^nd in the world and 6^th in The Assembly of Gentlemen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.01 law-abiding acts per hour.