The Schizophrenic Delusion of Miller Time is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Slick Schizo with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.02 billion Schizoids are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The powerhouse schizophrenic economy, worth 266 trillion Bozocoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 88,218 Bozocoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,123 per year while the poor average 3,364, a ratio of 197 to 1.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Schizoids, rumor has it that Slick Schizo has won three lotteries in a row, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miller Time's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Schizoism.

Miller Time is ranked 43,157^th in the world and 1^st in Republika Srpska 2 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 49.09 kickbacks per hour.