The Holy Empire of MINKEYS XD is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 245 million MINKEYS XDians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MINKEYS XDian economy, worth 13.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,467 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, MINKEYS XD City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and there's a bright dawn ahead for MINKEYS XD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MINKEYS XD's national animal is the Beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MINKEYS XD is ranked 104,740^th in the world and 3^rd in LONG LIVE THE MINKEY GODS for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,286.09 on the Gilded Widget Scale.