| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: chillguybro
The Rogue Nation of Minnohell is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 562 million Minnohellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savrahell City. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Minnohellian economy, worth 36.2 trillion iodines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,447 iodines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minnohell's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Minnohell is ranked 67,017th in the world and 1st in chillguybro for Highest Poor Incomes, with 44,327.81 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Minnohell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Minnohell, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
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Minnohell, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
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Minnohell, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
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Minnohell, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
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Minnohell, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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Minnohell, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.
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Minnohell, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
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Minnohell, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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Minnohell, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.














