The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by JOLT with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.144 billion Molson Icelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperoni. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Molson Icelandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,006 trillion Molson Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,988 Molson Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", the new biography of JOLT is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and A Molson Icelandian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Molson Iceland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Beer.

Molson Iceland is ranked 186^th in the world and 1^st in United Otter Emirates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 910.32 kickbacks per hour.