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The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland


Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: United Otter Emirates


Molson Iceland

Population30.991 billion

FaithChurch of Beer

CurrencyMolson Gold Bars

The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JOLT with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.991 billion Molson Icelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperoni. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a Molson Icelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,128 trillion Molson Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,483 Molson Gold Bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 862,213 per year while the poor average 17,124, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, there is something rotten in the state of Molson Iceland, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Molson Iceland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Beer.

Molson Iceland is ranked 201,320th in the world and 3rd in United Otter Emirates for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125thLargest Mining Sector: 126thMost Corrupt Governments: 141stHighest Crime Rates: 151stMost Ignorant Citizens: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 164thMost Avoided: 181stFattest Citizens: 185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209thMost Armed: 339thLargest Retail Industry: 463rdRudest Citizens: 509thMost Stationary: 578thMost Efficient Economies: 835thMost Primitive: 922ndLargest Black Market: 1,018thHighest Economic Output: 1,749thMost Secular: 1,826thLargest Populations: 1,851stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,229thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,342ndMost Influential: 2,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,314thNudest: 6,220thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,540thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,667thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,389thMost Pro-Market: 18,033rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, there is something rotten in the state of Molson Iceland.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Molson Iceland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, tyranny by any other name smells just as sour.
  • : Molson Iceland was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Molson Iceland, military training in Molson Iceland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Molson Iceland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » VinVachia.

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