The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.314 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,438 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 647,049 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,419,242 per year while the poor average 65,026, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, billions of Preciouses are being blown on orbital weapons development, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 286,442^nd in the world and 3,936^th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -40.62 on the Clooney Contribution Index.