The Imperial Superpower of MonarchistAmerica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Douglas MacArthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.858 billion human resources are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenbrier. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient MonarchistAmerican economy, worth 846 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,199 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,828,022 per year while the poor average 20,827, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, children often kick Royal Spotted Birds for amusement, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MonarchistAmerica's national animal is the Royal Spotted Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

MonarchistAmerica is ranked 291,591^st in the world and 3^rd in Wall for Nicest Citizens, with 0.17 average smiles per day.