Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Bisexual
Population | 19.373 billion |
Capital | Mseskir City |
Leader | Mseskir |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of Mseskir is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mseskir with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.373 billion Mseskirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mseskir City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Mseskirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,986 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Mseskir claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and Mseskir can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mseskir's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Mseskir is ranked 12,530th in the world and 2nd in Bisexual for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.26 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, Mseskir can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, Mseskir claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Mseskir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Mseskir voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Mseskir, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Mseskir voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.