The Matriarchy of Hacrela is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Svetlana with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.223 billion Hacrelans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mervale. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hacrelan economy, worth 342 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,021 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, torture is illegal, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and the Hacrelan Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hacrela's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Hacrela is ranked 7,761^st in the world and 218^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.