The State of Mynders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 37.709 billion Myndersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The very strong Myndersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,344 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is moderate. Mynders's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mynders is ranked 125,777^th in the world and 4^th in Copenhagen for Most Primitive, scoring -38.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.