The Allied States of Mystic Gohan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.387 billion Mystic Gohanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Mystic Gohanian economy, worth 696 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,401 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, military spending is on the increase, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the Mystic Gohan City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystic Gohan's national animal is the Dog.

Mystic Gohan is ranked 234,323^rd in the world and 19^th in Common Jaguar Wilds for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 695.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.