The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.677 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,980 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 526,023 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,613,038 per year while the poor average 27,391, a ratio of 131 to 1.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, modern Nadir Dystopian art is so hot right now, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 294,375^th in the world and 11,273^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.45 law-abiding acts per hour.