The Better off Deadness of NaRwHay is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lane Meyers with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.403 billion clowns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greendale. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient clown economy, worth 757 trillion keklandeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,154 keklandeses, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Greendale, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NaRwHay's national animal is the subway sandwhich, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NaRwHay is ranked 5,368^th in the world and 1^st in Canterbury for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 112,416.92 Standard Monetary Units.