The Watchfires of Nellis USAF is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.292 billion Nellis USAFians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nellis USAFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,310 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and the love has gone in Nellis USAF. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nellis USAF's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth.

Nellis USAF is ranked 52,871^st in the world and 1^st in El Dorado for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.39 law-abiding acts per hour.