The Viceroyalty of Neo BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.567 billion Neo BrightonBurgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newtowne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo BrightonBurgian economy, worth a remarkable 8,948 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,794 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,681 per year while the poor average 50,323, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neo BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Tusked Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

Neo BrightonBurg is ranked 9,254^th in the world and 6^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.48 law-abiding acts per hour.