Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 12.934 billion |
Capital | Birblin |
Leader | Birbrul |
Faith | Chirpism |
Currency | birbseed |
Animal | birb |
The Inactive Flock of New Birblands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.934 billion birbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion birbseeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,761 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.
New Birblands is ranked 254,194th in the world and 4,434th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Birblands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : New Birblands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Hive World of Anfair.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Tattered Fox Robot of New Westmore.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The United Corporate States of Liberatarianism.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Malvekia.
- : New Birblands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Influential, and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Church of Slongs.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Eutopia of Evrigenis.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 43 » Azosd, Empire of Dabiristan, Merlovich, Marrabuk, Roissyland, Khusja, Aivintis, La Xinga, Ridann, Troc, Xhya-zsathis 03b, The Marlands, Asendavia, Axdel, East Malaysia, Romanoddle Republic, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Novosejia, Pondingonia, Hizuru, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Amjedia, A mean old man, Alleramica, Katalantana, Vaskeden, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, Vussul, Evrigenis, Slongs, Malvekia, Liberatarianism, New Westmore, and Anfair.