The Republic of New Can-Ymir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bryan Larsen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.098 billion Can-Ymirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croven. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Can-Ymirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,636 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Can-Ymir's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yana.

New Can-Ymir is ranked 182,576^th in the world and 1^st in A Second Try for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.56 kickbacks per hour.