The Republic of New Govus Khlamon is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.941 billion New Govus Khlamonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong New Govus Khlamonian economy, worth 297 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,210 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,114 per year while the poor average 11,682, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Govus Khlamon's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Govus Khlamon is ranked 118,354^th in the world and 13^th in Union of Nationalists for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,678.07 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.