The Stealth Attack Fighter of New Mondi is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.01 billion fighter pilots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genderdruid City. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The New Mondian economy, worth 81.5 trillion jet fuels a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,548 jet fuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Mondi's national animal is the snek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Mondi is ranked 182,010^th in the world and 3^rd in Capitalism for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.