The Grand Duchy of New Nonkevins is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.402 billion New Nonkevisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NonLaiville. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nonkevinsian economy, worth 314 trillion Kevis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,995 Kevis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. New Nonkevins's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Nonkevins is ranked 14,343^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Warrior Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,442.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.